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Google's new AI-friendly ranking signals favor schema, entities, and semantic depth. Traditional SEO isn't dead, but scale matters more than ever.
Still 90% of search, but the shift is happening. ChatGPT, Perplexity, and others are eating away at the edges.
Everyone's using AI for content now. Your competitors, the brands you respect—they're all doing it.
Google's algorithm favors sites with topical authority. One article a week won't build that anymore.
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Typical results after starting automated publishing campaign
310% average traffic growth. 78% indexation rate. 4.2x increase in 6 months. Your competitors already do this.
310% average growth in first 6 months. Real results from real customers.
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Your competitors are running this playbook right now.
The question is: when will you start?
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They're publishing hundreds of articles while you read this. They're taking your traffic.
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